We broke up because...
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She never looked straight at me, always to the side1
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He would not rub my feet after my runs0
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She used to bite her toe nails, ewe.0
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liftorgohome wrote: »She used to bite her toe nails, ewe.
OMG, you just made me want to vomit up my lunch0 -
She kept making herself throw up0
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He was always bringing home spoiled food0
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She tried to poison me!0
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He kept flying off in the middle of the night to meet wonder woman in her invisible jet.0
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He didnt like my career choices and wanted me to quit my job as a lactation consultant0
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he kept trying to milk the bull0
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He was full of bulls!t0
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She ran away to be the cameraman.0
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She said she wanted to see the bulls on parade and left for Mexico.1
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When we were driving home from your mothers on Christmas you said that my meatballs were dry and I said your whites are never really white and then we argued about why the toothpaste must get rolled.0
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Constant comparison to his mother drove me crazy0
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she hated that I vacuumed before picking up the floor.0
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Picking his nose at that fancy restaurant was the last straw0
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Picking My nose at that fancy restaurant was the last straw.
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He never lets me wear his Cape.0
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