We broke up because...

Soon2BSuper · January 2020

She used my cape to clean her bathroom

neilwij · January 2020

Everytime he sneezed we needed a new wall

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2020

Even though I was a Renovator & Designer for over 25 years, she was never happy with my work... so took it apart and did it "Her" way! 🤷

neilwij · February 2020

She kept hiding my oreos

neilwij · February 2020

I never shared my cookies

justinewillcutyou · February 2020

He never shared anything

mattig89ch · February 2020

she always overshared, trying to make me eat all the chips. ;-P

mullanphylane · February 2020

She wouldn't eat the last <cookie/serving/grape/whatever food is left that there is just enough for one>. Seriously - she would let it rot before she'd eat the last one. 🙁

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2020

Wanted someone mean and selfish...that wasn't me 😇

PaperDoll_ · February 2020

She wanted someone mean and selfish too... wait a second, I'm perfect for her!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2020

Claimed to be perfect all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2020

She claimed we never met! 🤨

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2020

Was a little bit

jealous of my husband

🤷

s1im62 · February 2020

We couldn't solve a math problem -- my values and her values didn't add up.

slimgirljo15 · February 2020

He took all my valuables and left.

slimgirljo15 · February 2020

eatpolerepeat wrote: »

I found her basement 😯

Uhmmm.. errrrr, I can explain

happimess01 · February 2020

I was a base player and she was a basement player. Not meant to be

justinewillcutyou · February 2020

He thought the entire world was black and white

lx1x · February 2020

Shes never home .. always in this club.. 😖

slimgirljo15 · February 2020

She spent every minute with her friends

We broke up because...

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