If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

Rubber gloves 🧤

Flowers she cut from the customers own garden

For 3 easy monthly payments of $99.99 she will pretend to be your girlfriend to my your ex jealous

Kibble 🐶

Beach gear

Red capes

Hopefully massages!

Black Market Chicken Run DVDs

Heavy weights

blank slates