We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Because the only thing i ever worked out was how to work the remote control ...and microwave0
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He didn't like my universal remote. Wanted a remote for every single device. thats like 30 of the things!0
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Insisted that I use his favorite remote
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Had an affliction for playing with big toys.0
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Inevitably (and unfortunately for me), she decided to increase her standards...0
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He said that I was subpar0
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I lost interest in her.0
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He left me for a youngster 🤷0
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We couldn't see eye to eye, she was too short0
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He liked really tall Sasquatch Women!0
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She couldn't live up to my expectations of how a woman should act. Always cursing and chewing tobacco and scratching her butt.0
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he wouldn't let me scratch his butt0
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He was too forward, at least buy me a couple drinks first. lol1
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Caught him having drinks with some guy who had his hands on his tush 😮0
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she wouldn't share, I offered to scratch her butt too. *shrug*0
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She came home with scratches on her tush, thinking if on her back I'd notice0
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She was always trying to make me jealous, scratching herself with a rake0
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He snickered when I fell onto the rake he "Accidentally" left in the yard prongs up! 😩1
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told me she was going away for management training but turned out it was anger management training0
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He claimed that Anger Management was for Sissies as he stormed off screaming curse words! 😮0
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