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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was a Germaphobe and would never share my food or kiss on the lips
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she always wanted hugs, no kisses
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was a slob and a terrible cook
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He ran off with the Nanny
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited February 2020
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    she didnt like the Big Rosti OBS_20161228_OBS0001.jpg

  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She went on a 12hr cruise and never came back
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited February 2020
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    He was always hitting on Mary Ann and sometime the Professor 😲
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She threatened me to give her more allowance or she would start stripping on the side
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He kept trying to dance on a pole and falling down. It was so embarrassing.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out about he was spending our savings on his Stripper boyfriend on the side who was horrible at his job!! 😡
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She always insisted on bringing her change purse to the bar to see if she could make the dancers dance funny
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He got mad when I stuffed all the laundry quarters in The flap of the G String worn by A guy named Big Ben!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't give me change for a dollar to buy something in the mens room.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    His wallet was bulging, but unfortunately not with cash ... It was over packed with condoms from bar bathrooms dating back to 1993 for all those times he thought he might get "lucky"
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She was so unlucky, it got me me by shear proximity.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wouldn't allow too many Girl and Guy friends
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I found her big book of people she cheated on me with. She called it a "photo album" and said it was just various friends and relatives. Suuure. Like such a thing exists!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited February 2020
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    She was so suspicious it drove her crazy.. Think Kathy Bates "Misery" crazy :o
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    went to her office one day to find out she was famous for giving the best back rubs in there. I wasn't comfortable with that

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