If you had a potato...

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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,042 Member
    I was taught to shAre - js 🤷‍♂️
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    You can take my potato when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I’d power my house

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    I’d poke it all over with a fork and microwave it for four minutes and then eat it with butter
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I HAVE TO MAKE THESE!

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  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    I would put it in the ground and grow it into a plant yielding more potatoes. Then I would plant those potatoes and multiply my potatoes, filling up the land I own.

    I would begin selling the potatoes and buy more land with the proceeds from sold potatoes. Basically I would repeat this process to continue growing and expanding until I owned thousands of acres of potato farmland, and open a potato company that grows, packages, and distributes potatoes.

    Eventually, having opened warehouses all over the country and due to sheer volume I'll be able to undercut all competition and basically create a potato monopoly.

    Using the riches from the vast potato empire I'll have built, I'm going to buy out MFP. Chat room rules and guidelines will be subject solely to my discretion.

    There's gonna be some changes around here.

    In retaliation to this potato overlording, I will heretofore only eat beets
  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    Using the riches from the vast potato empire I'll have built, I'm going to buy out MFP. Chat room rules and guidelines will be subject solely to my discretion.

    There's gonna be some changes around here.
    Will I then finally have the opportunity to low-key mock religion on MFP without getting warnings?

    I think you may have just
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,042 Member
    GettinLean19 wrote: »
    The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »
    I would put it in the ground and grow it into a plant yielding more potatoes. Then I would plant those potatoes and multiply my potatoes, filling up the land I own.

    I would begin selling the potatoes and buy more land with the proceeds from sold potatoes. Basically I would repeat this process to continue growing and expanding until I owned thousands of acres of potato farmland, and open a potato company that grows, packages, and distributes potatoes.

    Eventually, having opened warehouses all over the country and due to sheer volume I'll be able to undercut all competition and basically create a potato monopoly.

    Using the riches from the vast potato empire I'll have built, I'm going to buy out MFP. Chat room rules and guidelines will be subject solely to my discretion.

    There's gonna be some changes around here.

    In retaliation to this potato overlording, I will heretofore only eat beets


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