We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,362 Member
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    She said i had COVID-19, because i coughed once
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He had Killer Cooties and got offended when I quarantined him to the tool Shed 😷
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she could, she wouldn’t spare a square...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He kept calling me Elaine
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    She told people I should have been self isolating when there was nothing wrong with me, the police then arrested me for not self isolating..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was responsible for spreading Jock itch throughout the land 😵

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited March 2020
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    She viewed and breathed life through HD lenses while I was merely standard definition...
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    He didn't like pie
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    All he wanted to eat anymore was pie. I'm trying to get in shape and he wants me to eat pie??
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He stole my Cheetos. He claimed it wasn’t him and he was dedicated to healthier living, but I saw his orange fingers! 😮
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She came home with Yellow 6, aka Sunset Yellow FCF handprints 🙌 on both cheeks! 🍑😮
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she ate my cake without asking.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I bought a lot of cakes for her, but she said it was gross that I licked all the frosting off them first. 🤷‍♀️
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    Apparently my licking was not up to scratch!
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    He was licking everything in sight just like a cat does even with social distancing in place
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He let the cat lick him 😖
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She wouldn't console me when I started coughing up hairballs. She just laughed at me.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    I wanted her to console me and she brought me the xbox console instead
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He never appreciated gifts
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She was always putting bows on my current possessions and expecting me to thank her for the “gifts.”

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