We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

She was nicer to her Ex...she calls me Psychopath! 😮

When eating cereal, she would pour the milk first then add the cereal after...

Every time I brought a box of Cheerios home, I’d catch him with the flyswatter hitting the poor cartoon bee.

I’ve tried, but these shackles are sturdy. Someone please send help.

Anyone that knows me, knows I'd never part with a Tater Tot.

All his jokes started with "Why did the chicken cross the road..."

I was never able to stay up late, she was like a night owl..

She never would make a decision and tell me what she wanted me to cook.

She's not the little devil she makes out to be.

she told me she was an angel.... then I found the handcuffs