We broke up because...

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    he didn't let me wear crocs
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I prefer my men in heels and he wouldn’t comply.
  • scottiam543
    scottiam543 Posts: 1,074 Member
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    I wanted to wear her heels and she wouldn’t let me
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    His heels were too high and pointed and hurt when he walked on me
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    I'm more of a *don't* tread on me type of guy. We would have never worked.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    He would not shave his beard
  • scottiam543
    scottiam543 Posts: 1,074 Member
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    He wore his golf shoes to bed
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He showered with his skibbies on 🤔
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She wouldn't explain what skibbies were
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    He's married to his Mustache.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Joey kept wandering away!
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    Avoiding my admittebly cute stalker is a farcry from wandering away. Your perceptions just don't match up to reality.
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    He was so scared of others and kept hiding and leaving me all alone while he was in hiding.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He was always looking for someone else.
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    She invited her harem to our honeymoon. I just woke up from a coma; that started in 2020 *BC!!!*.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He never his husbandly duties claiming “coma.”
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    he had panic attacks because he was writing a book on panic attacks

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