We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He got butt implants .. in the wrong cheeks
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I caught her dipping into someone else's ketchup.
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I caught her dipping, and spitting in my captain crunch 😖0
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She is soooo neeedy0
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Although she didn’t mind that I cut the crust off the sliced bread, it annoyed her that it was only the crust that I would eat while throwing the insides away...0
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He spent all day watching the wheels, totally mesmerised. I couldn't get him to do a thing 0
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She only wanted to watch Lucifer and I preferred Touched by an Angel0
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I was unable to satisfy her physical, mental and emotional needs...0
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She was very bossy!0
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He kept asking for his speedo back...0
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Not stolen...borrowed. Accused me of stealing.0
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She took my speedo!0
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Don’t you hear me?? Borrowed. We broke up because he doesn’t listen. 😂0
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She preferred to wear speedos :noway:0
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She didn't know the difference between Zita and me!0
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Well you could cure the blind and all.
She wouldn't tell me how though, so she had to go!0 -
Kyle has some weird ummm obsessions .....turns away and runs out quickly LOL0
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She kept cooking fish in the microwave, stank out the whole kitchen..0
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She set me up as the kingpin behind her money laundering operation..0
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She didn't have enough money to keep my extravagant lifestyle going..0
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