We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He got butt implants .. in the wrong cheeks :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I caught her dipping into someone else's ketchup. :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I caught her dipping, and spitting in my captain crunch 😖
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
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    She is soooo neeedy
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she didn’t mind that I cut the crust off the sliced bread, it annoyed her that it was only the crust that I would eat while throwing the insides away...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He spent all day watching the wheels, totally mesmerised. I couldn't get him to do a thing :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She only wanted to watch Lucifer and I preferred Touched by an Angel
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I was unable to satisfy her physical, mental and emotional needs...
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    She was very bossy!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He kept asking for his speedo back...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Not stolen...borrowed. Accused me of stealing.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    She took my speedo!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Don’t you hear me?? Borrowed. We broke up because he doesn’t listen. 😂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited April 2020
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    She preferred to wear speedos :noway:
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    She didn't know the difference between Zita and me!
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Well you could cure the blind and all.

    She wouldn't tell me how though, so she had to go!
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 39,055 Member
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    Kyle has some weird ummm obsessions .....turns away and runs out quickly LOL
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    She kept cooking fish in the microwave, stank out the whole kitchen..
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    She set me up as the kingpin behind her money laundering operation..
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    She didn't have enough money to keep my extravagant lifestyle going..

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