We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

1…17241725172717291730…1896

Replies

  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Made me sleep in the wet spot. On the beach.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    Brought sand into the clean sheets repeatedly. Shower, woman, shower!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She lived at the beach.. literally.. in a tent.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She didn’t like that I didn’t have a tent.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She always was asking me to pitch her tent. But she didn't have a tent to pitch! Was very confusing.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She was always calling me daddy. :s
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She moved to Poland
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He would stare at me intently when angry. When I asked him what he was doing, he would respond that he was using his heat vision powers to melt my bone marrow. Ok Clark Kent, taking this Superman thing just a little too far.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I took a sledgehammer to his heart. 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Yeah, the whole biting and crapping on the carpet was a deal breaker :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to wear diapers. Wasn't my scene.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    Too deep a thinker for this silly blonde.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Wait.... we broke up? Damn. Why am i always the last to know
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Had too many admirers. Spent all day typing on instagram and facebook. My allotted time slots were from 2-3pm every other day, excluding weekends.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He spent hours looking at some other woman’s Instagram and Facebook. It was obsessive and creepy.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Didnt appreciate my fine creepin skills
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He only left me the green Skittles.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Didnt believe me when I told her green tongues are sexy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I found a collection of moldy tongues in the back of his closet. I was okay with it until he told me I couldn’t touch or lick them.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,357 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    You knock someone over the head one time with a frying pan until they get amnesia, and not only do they act like they don’t know you, but the restraining order keeps you from being able to remind them of your loving relationship. 😒

    awww...you do love me

Categories