We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    His skin was too rubbery. I couldn't handle it.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kept poking my belly and saying " must be jelly, jam dont shake like dat"
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    Although we agreed on a wedding date, we couldn’t agree to be each other’s spouse...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    His wife said we had to end it :D
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    It felt like a triangle relationship
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    It was like dating a stranger. Does he even know me?
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    No we have no idea who you are.
    She was just more in love with @PaperDoll_
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    How could I not be??? Sorry you and your friends struggled with being numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...102,039, 102,040...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Gloated too much. Wore a big, foam,"#1" finger and waved it in my face constantly while shouting "I'M NUMBER ONE, I'M NUMBER ONE"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He called me #2 often.. I had enough :/
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She wouldn’t entertain my daddy issues for me and dress like an older man. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to dress as Albert Einstein and wear a one-sie
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    edited May 2020
    Shared my deepest, darkest fantasies with strangers on the internet. 😮
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    She had so much love she shared it with everyone. I’m selfish. I wanted her all to myself.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Selfish.. wouldn't share her ex :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Too giving. Tried to share me with all her exes. I couldnt get any sleep
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    The "orifice reconstruction failed".. tragic really
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I blamed her for Cat breaking up with me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
    it wasn't me schnookems.. honest. Let's try again :*
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She moved on to bigger and better things with the emphasis on “bigger”...