We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She quit strip poker after only removing her socks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    2 words.. E. D :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Complained that my tongue was too soft 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Complained that my tongue was too soft 🤣

    True story.. :laugh:
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She said "true story" after every sentence. :s
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    She said "true story" after every sentence. :s

    True story.. :#:D

    He emptied the bank accounts and ran off with the neighbour
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
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    She only had $6.52 in her bank account
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
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    He, he.. :/ oh it's too horrible to say. Let's just say I'm scarred for life and will never look at a plunger, rubber tongs and rubber chicken the same way again..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken

    Noooo I tried to burn it after what you did :/
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???

    She just didnt understand
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???

    She just didnt understand

    Explain to me why all our kitchen utensils kept vanishing.. *taps foot, I'm waiting*
    Stuck too?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Loved her spatula more than me
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    he dropped me thrice on our honeymoon. We didn't experiment after that
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    he dropped me thrice on our honeymoon. We didn't experiment after that

    🤣😂 ..
    He kinda had a thing for my ex..
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    :D I didnt want to fall for anyone after my last experience
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He also was scarred by my ex.. :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I got a little too rough, left a few scars
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Those weren’t scars...it was leftover chocolate sauce from bedtime shenanigans. My poor white sheets!!!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    We had a disagreement on whether caramel or chocolate was best for bedtime fun

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