The Bad Advice Thread

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  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    Just pour some apple cider vinegar onnit.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,570 Member
    Just buy it...worry about the monthly payments later
  • av_2905
    av_2905 Posts: 34 Member
    Remember to take the vegetables off of your double bacon cheeseburger to lower the calories you consume. ✌️
  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 12,945 Member
    Touch your face!
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me except for the divorced and single part.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me.
    And thank you. Its hard to get this gig without others trying to hone in on my territory.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me except for the divorced and single part.

    Lies. All lies. You hit the retail part. Thats all. 🤷‍♀️

    Stop trying to take my spot!!!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me.
    And thank you. Its hard to get this gig without others trying to hone in on my territory.

    I love you ❤️
  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 12,945 Member
    Touch THEIR face!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    cheat on her/him.

    if you feel bad afterwards, then it means they're the one.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,570 Member
    Become angry and hateful.. makes life more enjoyable
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Don’t pick up after your dogs. It makes walks more enjoyable for others.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Upping the ante...
    iMago wrote: »
    cheat on her/him/them

    if you feel bad afterwards, then it means they're the one.


  • jcrav77
    jcrav77 Posts: 584 Member
    Next time your spouse is irate tell them to calm down.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited May 2020
    Next time your spouse is irate tell them, come on is that the best you got... 😂
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    edited May 2020
    When your wife complains about cleaning up after you, just reminder her that is her job.
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    edited May 2020
    You only really need 4 hours of sleep a night. Any more than that is just being lazy.
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    You should treat yourself to dessert every night. It will balance out the pizza and soda you had for dinner.