We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Everyone knows it’s whipped cream and cherries. Except him.0
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She always forgets strawberries0
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I ate all the whipped cream and cherries long before bedtime. She didn't appreciate it.0
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She ate them but didn’t track it in MFP. Couldn’t take the dishonesty anymore.0
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She thought whipped cream and cherries had calories when everyone knows they don't. Just like chocolate. All calorie free.0
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She gave me a tied cherry stem for my birthday. I thought I was special until I saw @slimgirljo15 and @Callousedthoughts had them too.1
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She wanted my cherry. I told her it was long since gone0
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He gave me his cherry. Once I had it, there was no longer any use left for him. So I moved on.0
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Neverrrrrrrr... together forever whether she wants to or not.0
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She always told me we'd be together forever. The shackles around my ankles helped with that. Oh, Im still there, only my mind broke up with her. It resides on a beach with a hammock and endless margaritas.1
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He never shared the chores. Just rocked in his hammock with an empty margarita glass claiming his ankles hurt.0
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Wanted me to do chores in a G string. I am not a piece of meat! Also, wouldnt rock the hammock fast enough or refill my margarita.0
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Lush... always had a margarita in hand0
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Lousy tipper when I danced for her. Said she was saving up for her mansion.0
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I was after her money but she’s already given it to those above.0
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She only wanted me for my body, didnt care about my money.
Wait! Come back!!0 -
He ditched me to run back to his ex0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He ditched me to run back to his ex
She liked my Ex better0 -
Nacho_Daddy wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »He ditched me to run back to his ex
She liked my Ex better
Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Nacho_Daddy wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »He ditched me to run back to his ex
She liked my Ex better
Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃
I'm thinking "Standwich" -- that way I can disappoint you both at the same time.0
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