We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    Everyone knows it’s whipped cream and cherries. Except him.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She always forgets strawberries
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I ate all the whipped cream and cherries long before bedtime. She didn't appreciate it. :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    She ate them but didn’t track it in MFP. Couldn’t take the dishonesty anymore.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She thought whipped cream and cherries had calories when everyone knows they don't. Just like chocolate. All calorie free.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    She gave me a tied cherry stem for my birthday. I thought I was special until I saw @slimgirljo15 and @Callousedthoughts had them too.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She wanted my cherry. I told her it was long since gone
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He gave me his cherry. Once I had it, there was no longer any use left for him. So I moved on.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Neverrrrrrrr... together forever whether she wants to or not.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She always told me we'd be together forever. The shackles around my ankles helped with that. Oh, Im still there, only my mind broke up with her. It resides on a beach with a hammock and endless margaritas.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    He never shared the chores. Just rocked in his hammock with an empty margarita glass claiming his ankles hurt.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to do chores in a G string. I am not a piece of meat! Also, wouldnt rock the hammock fast enough or refill my margarita.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Lush... always had a margarita in hand
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Lousy tipper when I danced for her. Said she was saving up for her mansion.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    I was after her money but she’s already given it to those above.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She only wanted me for my body, didnt care about my money.

    Wait! Come back!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He ditched me to run back to his ex
  • Nacho_Daddy
    Nacho_Daddy Posts: 846 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
    Nacho_Daddy wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(

    Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃
  • Nacho_Daddy
    Nacho_Daddy Posts: 846 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Nacho_Daddy wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(

    Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃

    I'm thinking "Standwich" -- that way I can disappoint you both at the same time.

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