We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(

    Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃

    I'm thinking "Standwich" -- that way I can disappoint you both at the same time.

    I like the way you think 😄
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was more fragile than she looks. Couldn't handle a little rough stuff.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He cried after fun time.. Looks like I was the only one having fun :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her idea of fun involved an eggbeater, 3 sticks of butter and a ball gag.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Scaredy cat
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He used my name in his insults. 😢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She didnt understand that I was picking on her cause I liked her. She got offended at everything.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He picked on me all the time.. :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She kept trying to pick my nose
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    I don’t think we did??? He’s just been gone for a really long while. Must not be any milk at the first 3587 stores he’s tried.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    PD threatened me with violence if I even looked at her :'(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She looked at Cat so she had to go. 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I went into the witness protection program
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She went in the "witness protection program". It just so happens there was a pretty hunky cop running that program. She never even told me she was going in, just disappeared.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Her thoughts were etched on her skin like a permanent tattoo
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I tattooed her name on my nose. She said it was an unacceptable area. 🙁
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she drew 5 unacceptable areas on my body with her marker
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she wasn't ok with playing footsie on our friendly date
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He was always playing footsie with other women 😡
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was into footsie, I liked leggie