We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wouldn't allow me to wear the pants in the family
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    So independent she just wanted to be alone.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
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    Was a bit clingy....... to other men 🤨
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Okillhavecake wrote: »
    Was a bit clingy....... to other men 🤨

    Ditto.. :D:D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She and her ex were always fighting for some other person which wasn't me 😞
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She said I was neither bearded nor handsome .. told me to hit the road :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She refused to let her beard grow in.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She said my stubble tickled too much
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Yeah, the tickling stubble was my reason too.. 😄
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    She always kept the temperature in the bedroom too hot 🥵
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she hated the word 'lovers' and preferred intercourse companion
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He was a lousy intercourse companion 😂
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She had many intercourse companions, Had a weekly youtube channel where she critiqued and scored each performance. The last straw was when I scored lower than Ralphy the produce clerk. RALPHY? Seriously??
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Scored lower than Ralphy 😬
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She yelled out Ralphy’s name during intimate moments.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She yelled out my name an average of 15 times per intimate moment. I knew we could do better.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    You try yelling Callousedthoughts out loud 15 times. My mouth got tired. 😉
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Yet that tired mouth still managed to yell out "Maria Conchita Alonzo" every time!!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She had the jimmy legs and I had the bruises to prove it. Even danced in her sleep
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wouldn't support my dreams 😞

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