Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

1…20082009201120132014…2103

Replies

  • Keef75
    Keef75 Posts: 546 Member
    Naughty boy school guv’nor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    GQ model ;)
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
    Sidewalk engineer. Its sounds simple but it's very high paced stressful career. She has to understand environmental changes that occur with each sidewalk design she creates. The curved curb is her most popular design.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
    Doorman
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,016 Member
    Exotic Dancer
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
    Pro minion impersonator
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Britney Spears back up Dancer :D
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
    A doorman!? @shaf238 :D

    A coffee bean tester. A batch of beans come in. Testing begins. Scratch test, sniff, lick and swallow. If it passes the testing procedures its shipped to local coffee shops.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    Belly dancer
  • gjw5000
    gjw5000 Posts: 86 Member
    Delivery driver or get away driver...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She is called an "Improvement Officer" for the mail service. She designs and tests new methods to streamline the delivery process. Some of designs include:

    Donut hat (donut on a stick in front of mailman to make him move faster)
    Butter Clogs (shoes that emit butter from the soles to decrease foot friction and improve speed)
    Go go gadget mail arms (extendable arms to help reach the mailbox that much quicker)
    Azzless mail shorts (only speeds up the walking of those who are self conscious)
    Electroshoes (shoes with leads attached to calves. With its installed electric unit, a muscle stimulating shock occurs with each step, increasing in frequency until a healthy jog is achieved)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She owns & operates a little shoppe that caters to Mail Carriers and Cable Installers
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She is personally responsible for all the "We want you back" mailings from Direct TV after you cancel your service.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Cher impersonator
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
    Burlesque producer and director. Show is called kitty Kitty. Technically yes performed by cats.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Champion of the Southeast division of the river dance. She does it with cats tied to her extremeties to up the difficulty.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Professional diver, he will literally dive into anything you pay him for... jelly, pool.. etc etc
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 39,040 Member
    Jelly belly taster ...her favorite flavor is the buttered popcorn jelly belly :p
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Works for the politically correct, media monitoring task force. Insures everyone always feels warm and fuzzy, or at least in a safe space. Her latest recommendation is changing "murder hornet" to "homicide buzzy"

Categories