We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Suffered from nudi-phobia; I couldn't undress for days if she was around0
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She was always changing in the closet.0
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He was always changing in a phone booth0
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She was living in the past and thought phone booths were still a thing.0
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Tried to reach me...on a pager.0
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Faxed me appointments for our dates. 😑0
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Old school..who still uses fax0
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She was jealous of my hair and cut off chunks in the middle of the night0
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She blew chunks during...oh, I cant even....0
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She don't like me 😢0
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I don't like him.
He's just my BFF.0 -
😳 called people terrible names .. but used acronyms so they didn't realise1
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I finally found out what MLFB meant and this whole time thought it was a term of endearment 😧0
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Wouldnt support my membership in the Moist, Luscious, Friendly Baton-swingers Club0
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Didn't understand I would only cough up membership fees for clubs where the B stands for beer, bacon, or boating
(I also don't know what MLFB stands for other than baseball or this "MLFB stands for Maschinenlesbare Fabrikatebezeichnung (German: Machine-Readable Product Designation)" which came up on Google )1 -
used the word 'moist' in her wedding vows. Just eww! I had to call off the wedding0
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Wanted to get married0
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Wouldn’t marry my fiancé1
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Is a wife stealer0
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