We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Suffered from nudi-phobia; I couldn't undress for days if she was around
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She was always changing in the closet.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He was always changing in a phone booth
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She was living in the past and thought phone booths were still a thing.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Tried to reach me...on a pager.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Faxed me appointments for our dates. 😑
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Old school..who still uses fax
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Old school..who still uses fax

    I sent at least 40 faxes today!😂😂😂🤭

    ...because his hair was more luscious than mine
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    She was jealous of my hair and cut off chunks in the middle of the night
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She blew chunks during...oh, I cant even....
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    She don't like me 😢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I don't like him.

    He's just my BFF.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    😳 called people terrible names .. but used acronyms so they didn't realise
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I finally found out what MLFB meant and this whole time thought it was a term of endearment 😧
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wouldnt support my membership in the Moist, Luscious, Friendly Baton-swingers Club
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Didn't understand I would only cough up membership fees for clubs where the B stands for beer, bacon, or boating

    (I also don't know what MLFB stands for other than baseball or this "MLFB stands for Maschinenlesbare Fabrikatebezeichnung (German: Machine-Readable Product Designation)" which came up on Google :D:D:D)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    used the word 'moist' in her wedding vows. Just eww! I had to call off the wedding
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Wanted to get married
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Wouldn’t marry my fiancé
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
    Is a wife stealer