We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Called me Rudolph
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Wouldn't let me pull on his antlers
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Was hoping for a 12 pointer, I was more an 8
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Said he was 8 but was really only 5.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She used the metric system
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    simple things were confusing; like measuring tapes with two sets of numbers
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Had to buy everything in an even number. Sometimes I don’t want 4 apples! Maybe I’d like only 3! 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted her dad to clean our house in a french maid outfit :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    After I tried to spice things up and use my feather duster to entice whilst wearing a very short skirt with a little lace apron, fishnet stockings and a plunging neckline...he ran away screaming like a little girl. Needless to say...he hurt my feelings 😓
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She was way too fabulous, I was jealous
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Jealous at first.. turned to stalking.. sad part. She stalking other ppl 😳🤯
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He said I needed to be 35 or under :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Fibber.. likes to make outrageous lies
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Called me names, was sooo mean 😭😩
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Cries too much..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Made me cry.. ran off with a young chick 😔
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    As she runs off with other guys
    🤯
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
    lx1x wrote: »
    As she runs off with other guys
    🤯

    Smh liessss :D
    Sold my jewelry to buy his young mistress a car :(
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 28,960 Member
    edited May 2020
    She got the wrong idea when I said I was selling her jewelry to give to Charity. That being my young mistress, named Charity.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    You mean Charity wasn't the leggy, blonde 24 yr old Victoria Secret model that I caught you with, who now drives a new black Lamborghini?