We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Called me Rudolph0
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Wouldn't let me pull on his antlers0
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Was hoping for a 12 pointer, I was more an 80
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Said he was 8 but was really only 5.0
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She used the metric system0
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simple things were confusing; like measuring tapes with two sets of numbers0
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Had to buy everything in an even number. Sometimes I don’t want 4 apples! Maybe I’d like only 3! 😒0
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Wanted her dad to clean our house in a french maid outfit1
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After I tried to spice things up and use my feather duster to entice whilst wearing a very short skirt with a little lace apron, fishnet stockings and a plunging neckline...he ran away screaming like a little girl. Needless to say...he hurt my feelings 😓0
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She was way too fabulous, I was jealous0
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Jealous at first.. turned to stalking.. sad part. She stalking other ppl 😳🤯0
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He said I needed to be 35 or under0
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Fibber.. likes to make outrageous lies0
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Called me names, was sooo mean 😭😩
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Cries too much..0
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Made me cry.. ran off with a young chick 😔0
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As she runs off with other guys
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She got the wrong idea when I said I was selling her jewelry to give to Charity. That being my young mistress, named Charity.0
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You mean Charity wasn't the leggy, blonde 24 yr old Victoria Secret model that I caught you with, who now drives a new black Lamborghini?0
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