We broke up because...

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Called my signature bedroom move "dodging fireants"

ClimbingWolf · May 2020

did the worm on a slow jam

Masyn88 · May 2020

Only listened to "Slow Jamz" on repeat

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Only wanted Slow gin fizz's

PaperDoll_ · May 2020

Told everyone about my medications

lx1x · May 2020

Didn't take her meds

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

He just disappeared one day

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Wanted me to wear a red nose and called me "bobo"

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

Callousedthoughts wrote: »

Wanted me to wear a red nose and called me "bobo"

Because he wouldn't do that ^^^

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Also wanted me to juggle and ride a bicycle. I am not a piece of meat

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2020

Didn't want to be known as a Beefcake nor a Circus Clown...
Boring!!!!!!!

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Kept spreading icing on me while I slept. And it was caramel. At least use chocolate

Cat0703a · May 2020

Didn’t appreciate me licking icing off of his elbows. He wanted that part for himself. Greedy!!!

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

I came home and found her licking a neighbours elbows.. shattered

PaperDoll_ · May 2020

Would always stick her tongue out, but would never put it to good use and lick my hmm elbows. 😏

lx1x · May 2020

She went coo coo

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

He was cutting the neighbours grass.. If ya know what I mean

lx1x · May 2020

She makes up stories too much ..😒

PaperDoll_ · May 2020

I wouldn’t let him anywhere near my grass with those scissors

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

She was spiking the neighbors drink, if you know what I mean.

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