We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
    lx1x wrote: »
    She makes up stories too much ..😒

    :o how dare you.. you come home with lipstick on your collar smelling like that lolita next door ... without your pants I might add 😠

    @Callousedthoughts I couldn't cope with his drinking.. the last straw was toilet water 🤮😁
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    More like combine machine for her lawn. Can't afford it
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
    Cheapskate :(
    Said my lawn was too bushy and needed a weedwacker
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her hedges were too stout, burnt out my weedwacker
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    I couldn’t stand listening to all his gardening talk
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    She left her hoes lying around everywhere
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    She said she needs couple things to finish cooking..

    That was weeks ago.. never returned.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    I couldn’t find jasmine rice anywhere so I just took off
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    She ran off with Jasmine person instead looking for the rice.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    Jasmine would do things he wouldn’t
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I was replaced.. found my bags on the doorstep :'(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    Last I saw her, she was carrying the bags of garbage I set out and crying. I don’t know what happened
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    edited May 2020
    She stuffed me in trash bag and left at the front door.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    He smelled like he was ruined 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He died, PD finally did him in.. :(:'(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    👻
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2020
    Ghosted me :/
    Idk why he broke up with me :'(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Cropdusted me, blamed Neil's ghost
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Cropdusted me, blamed Neil's ghost

    But it really was :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    She made too many jokes about Neil's passing. She was completely insensitive to the fact I was still grieving.

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