We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Her grieving looked a lot like giggling.. scared me :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Every time I giggled she'd bring out the black outfit and ask who's funeral we were going to. 😟
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Addicted to hugs. Our weekends were spent going to random funerals so she could hug as many people as possible
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Was not a Hugger and I needed more cuddles 😟
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Everytime we go out. She asks strangers if they like to cuddle. Got out of hand.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    he threw away our heater so I would cuddle him more often
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He threw away everything I owned so there was nothing else to do but cuddle him
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    He went to Mexico to smuggle cuddles and never returned.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He had no cuddles left for me 😔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She expected to cuddle without putting out first.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    She thought cuddling was putting out
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Couldn’t get him to stop sniffing his arm pits.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    Hahaha

    We broke up cuz she got jealous of my armpits
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    He only removed clothing with his teeth. 😬
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    cuz she stopped from removing her clothing with my teeth 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Couldn’t take him anywhere without him biting everyone’s shirts. I mean, except Walmart where it’s acceptable, but sometimes I wanna go to Target.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    Cuz she got mad at me and bit the one shirt I never bite...after that we were done! FYI it was a shirt she got me from target....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    *Nibbles on Target shirt.*

    It was worth the trade off.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    *Nibbles on Target shirt.*

    It was worth the trade off.

    Hahaha
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    ran out of Walmart shirts to bite on so she gave a target one instead....i have never been more hurt in my life

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