We broke up because...
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Her grieving looked a lot like giggling.. scared me0
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Every time I giggled she'd bring out the black outfit and ask who's funeral we were going to. 😟0
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Addicted to hugs. Our weekends were spent going to random funerals so she could hug as many people as possible0
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Was not a Hugger and I needed more cuddles 😟0
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Everytime we go out. She asks strangers if they like to cuddle. Got out of hand.0
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he threw away our heater so I would cuddle him more often0
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He threw away everything I owned so there was nothing else to do but cuddle him0
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He went to Mexico to smuggle cuddles and never returned.0
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He had no cuddles left for me 😔0
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She expected to cuddle without putting out first.0
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She thought cuddling was putting out0
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Couldn’t get him to stop sniffing his arm pits.2
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Hahaha
We broke up cuz she got jealous of my armpits0 -
He only removed clothing with his teeth. 😬0
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cuz she stopped from removing her clothing with my teeth 😏0
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Couldn’t take him anywhere without him biting everyone’s shirts. I mean, except Walmart where it’s acceptable, but sometimes I wanna go to Target.0
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Cuz she got mad at me and bit the one shirt I never bite...after that we were done! FYI it was a shirt she got me from target....0
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*Nibbles on Target shirt.*
It was worth the trade off.1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »*Nibbles on Target shirt.*
It was worth the trade off.
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ran out of Walmart shirts to bite on so she gave a target one instead....i have never been more hurt in my life0
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