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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Had two piles of shirts.. one to bite on and one to dry his tears.

    Way too much laundry.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Had two piles of shirts.. one to bite on and one to dry his tears.

    Way too much laundry.

    Hahaha dam..
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
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    got mad cuz she never told which pile was which so I ended up with a mouthful of salty shirts....it was a health hazard at that point
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Always swearing at me when I tried to do laundry.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
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    I swear?.....by the moon and the stars in the sky....that we were f***ing done cuz she couldn't f***ing do the laundry right hahaha
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Always swearing at me when I tried to for the record I could never swear at u
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Wouldn't swear at me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She wouldn’t get turned on unless I yelled obscenities.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Foul mouted Canuck. 😬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    Foul mouted Canuck. 😬

    Is she?

    TAKE ME BACK! <3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She forgot who was boss often 😠
    So damn willful
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Didn’t appreciate that I waited for directions for every little thing. Kept grumbling she may as well do it herself.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Couldn't follow simple direction .😳
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Couldn't ever find him so I just gave up and went to the first house I saw.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He called me a @#$%^ and a #&%$* and lastly a @*%$ :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Got so drunk. Couldnnt find her way home till years later
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Kept asking me to send him pictures of men's legs.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She wasn't paper, but plastic
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Had a latex alergy. Was not going to mesh with the fetish collection.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Copied his maniacal laugh from Snidely Whiplash and absolutely ran it into the ground.

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