We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She said I was just a womanizer.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she had a tally counter on her nightstand
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Expected me to share my women with him
  • I called her this and she wanted to be that
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Never went round in circles.. just up and down. Such a disappointment.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
    Did not care for my signature flip,/double axle hip thrust maneuver. Held up a sign that read "6.3" after 😞
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He gave PD his best effort and me only a 4.8 one.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    insisted I go donate blood thrice during our honeymoon. I didnt have energy left for anything else.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Always repeat what I say. Fun at first.. but annoying as hell. As annoying as pd.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    edited June 2020
    Always repeat what I say. Fun at first.. but annoying as hell. As annoying as pd.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Spoke about herself in third person. I got confused.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PD didn’t break up with her. She tried to break up with PD, but PD wouldn’t allow it. 😏
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she loved talking in third person but when I suggested inviting a third person - nothing. :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He invited three people who all spoke in third person and repeated everything thrice. I dont even know what the hell happened
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    His Potty mouth was just too much to handle 🤬😮
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Extremely politically correct. Anytime we ate shrimp, she corrected the server. "We prefer the term "oceanic decapod crustaceans".
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Tried to make me eat shrimp. 🤢
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    Kept writing sonnets about my feet
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Kept smelling his feet. 🤢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
    Kept smelling my feet. His whiskers tickled. He hee