We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
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    Kept stepping on my blue suede shoes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Hip thrusts at home are great! 😉
    But at church during Praise & Worship? 😬😳
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
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    Hey, there's no wrong time for hip thrusts!

    And we didn't! 😁
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He was too busy thrusting his hips with Fab. I don’t share.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Ran off with my daughter. 😬
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
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    She wouldn't let me thrust with my friends 🤣🤣🤣
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Kept calling me a she. 😳
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    Kept calling me a she. 😳

    Well you do have long hair. 😁
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I cut my hair




    He said he preferred the hairy chest
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Idk 🤷‍♀️ why did we?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?

    She forgot everything.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?

    She forgot everything.

    It's hazy 🤔 oh wait.. I do recall you and Eddie 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Her memory was too good :|
  • 12Sarah2015
    12Sarah2015 Posts: 1,117 Member
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    He didnt want to travel between 2 countries
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Always left towels everywhere.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Always wore towels everywhere
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Only needed a washcloth
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Gave me a dirty dishrag for covid protection
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Didn't appreciate the things I did to keep him safe.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Tied me to the bed, said it was for my protection.


    Then went to work

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