We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Would make oinking noises all the time.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Always squealed on me when I snuck some bacon
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    She wanted everything wrapped it bacon. 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Doesn't listen...I asked if she wants to go to Vegas.. not become a vegan.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Wouldn’t participate in Meatless Mondays. Her idea of meatless was serving only 2 types of pig on her plate, instead of the usual 3.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Still calling me a she..all this time.. 🙄
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Didn’t understand it was my term of endearment for him...come here, she. 🤗
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    She's always on her side . Kinda hard to have a decent convo.. had to tilt my head a lot.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She wouldn't move to Australia :(
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    She kept drinking all my liquor.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    She kept drinking all my liquor.

    But I replaced it with the good stuff.. please forgive me :*
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    She couldn’t get Jo to Canada so that I could steal her for myself.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    We ran out of room for all the women she stole. And, its expensive to feed all those mouths.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I starved to death
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She prefers tacos to burritos. So picky