We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Tried to talk.. but omg.. she won't stop talking.. no chance to reply at all
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    We didn't, no matter how hard he tries to ditch me :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She fell in a ditch and never came out.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    I said she bewitched me and she thought I said she was a b&$”@ to me. She stormed off.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    I said she bewitched me and she thought I said she was a b&$”@ to me. She stormed off.

    😂

    Got mad that I couldn’t wiggle my nose properly
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    She was always trying to wiggle her nose like a 60s tv character but it just looked like she’d inhaled a fly. 😳
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Didn’t like my appetizer choices.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Her appetizer choice was worms on toast 🤢🤮 I got out of there asap
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She wanted me to eat Vegemite 🤢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Didn't appreciate my culinary expertise
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Would never cook for me! 😞
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    Expected me to cook all the time
  • BBritt26
    BBritt26 Posts: 142 Member
    Didn’t appreciate me
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Appreciated me too much. Look, the crawling at my feet isnt necessary, get up for *kitten* sake
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He kept kissing my feet.. was tired of drool on em :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She'd come to bed with slimy feet 😖
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Inspected me for hangnails nightly before I could crawl into her 1500 thread count sheets
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
    Kept borrowing my clothes without asking.
  • Zoomie402
    Zoomie402 Posts: 260 Member
    Hummed show tunes in her sleep

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