We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Guys in body bags.. 😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He asked me to look at his Barbecue then chained me to it. 👩‍🍳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Kept leaving the bbq and burning everything in it.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    We were playing hide and seek and I hid in the bbq..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    The bbq tasted real funny one day
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Was too nice. Kept his hands to himself.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Tried to make me keep my hands only to her. She knew I was touchy feely before we ever got together. :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Idk where she went, last I heard she was chained to some hussys bbq :D
  • Zoomie402
    Zoomie402 Posts: 260 Member
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    She double dipped
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She gave sloppy seconds
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I could never have seconds. She limited my food intake.
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
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    She is never clear about what she really wants
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She was brutally clear; she didn’t want me. 😢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Bought me a fox outfit for my birthday. I wasnt into the furry life
  • Zoomie402
    Zoomie402 Posts: 260 Member
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    He’s a gift snob
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    He didn't want fox outfit but wanted bunny outfit instead 😳

    Ran away as fast as I could
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    All three of them were fighting over me, I couldnt take it

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