We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I had to take him from Monday-Saturday. It was too much.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She complained about the 5 minutes a day she spent with me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He only took 5 minutes. Every single time.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Timed absolutely everything I did. She gave me 5 to do get the job done. This cant be rushed
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She preferred the 5 minute man 😒
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
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    She apparently need a 60 second man, when I'm more a 60 minute man.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He misunderstood. We’re engaged to be married now. 😏
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    He misunderstood. We’re engaged to be married now. 😏

    Now things are looking sunny! 😁
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Everything had a bright spot for him. Even our break up had a silver lining for him.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Jealous of my love doll
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Got mad that his doll liked me more.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She let the doll ride in the front seat with her. She made me sit in the back.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She was all about that junk in da trunk
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He only had a little junk :D
  • IWILLLOSE40kg2020
    IWILLLOSE40kg2020 Posts: 298 Member
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    She only liked junk
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Made me clean out the junk drawer 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
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    One woman flash mob everywhere we went. Embarassing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He misread the advertisement for flash mob and flashed moob instead.. so embarrassing. :D
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    Too much playing with my moobs, and not enough letting me play with hers. :p

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