We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to wear a bowl cut and call him a wiseguy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He just disappeared. I wanted to send help to look for him, but a certain feline wouldn't let me.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    The answer to any topic of conversation was “where’s calloused” or “I hope calloused is okay” and “why won’t calloused answer me.”

    Hello!?!?! I am right here (and he’s not, in case you haven’t noticed). 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She was keeping calloused all to herself and wouldn't share. She built a large cage for him out of rocks. Poor guy couldn't even look outside. :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Narcoleptic. Constantly napping
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Tried to drown me in a very tiny pond.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    She kept poking me with a fort in the most inappropriate parts.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I woke with taffy in some very strange places
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He wouldn’t let me eat the taffy. 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She was always in "a beef" with somebody or another
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Always saying "Wheres the beef", then dying laughing. Wtf?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    No longer wanted me to call him my Beefcake
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    She kept calling me beefcake II.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Called me fruitcake 😒
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    called me cupcake
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Smelled like cupcakes. I don’t know what happened. I just remember screaming and something about “stop biting me.”
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    Didn't like frosting on cupcakes. Why not just have a muffin then?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Constantly talking about "frosting my cupcakes".
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He used an old family recipe for buttercream and said “made with his love” when he gave them to me. I preferred grocery store icing.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Because she actually thought that it was called Napoleon ice cream.