We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Wanted me to wear a bowl cut and call him a wiseguy0
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He just disappeared. I wanted to send help to look for him, but a certain feline wouldn't let me.0
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The answer to any topic of conversation was “where’s calloused” or “I hope calloused is okay” and “why won’t calloused answer me.”
Hello!?!?! I am right here (and he’s not, in case you haven’t noticed). 😏0 -
She was keeping calloused all to herself and wouldn't share. She built a large cage for him out of rocks. Poor guy couldn't even look outside.0
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Narcoleptic. Constantly napping0
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Tried to drown me in a very tiny pond.0
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She kept poking me with a fort in the most inappropriate parts.0
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I woke with taffy in some very strange places0
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He wouldn’t let me eat the taffy. 😒0
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She was always in "a beef" with somebody or another0
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Always saying "Wheres the beef", then dying laughing. Wtf?0
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No longer wanted me to call him my Beefcake0
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She kept calling me beefcake II.1
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Called me fruitcake 😒1
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called me cupcake1
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Smelled like cupcakes. I don’t know what happened. I just remember screaming and something about “stop biting me.”0
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Didn't like frosting on cupcakes. Why not just have a muffin then?0
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Constantly talking about "frosting my cupcakes".0
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He used an old family recipe for buttercream and said “made with his love” when he gave them to me. I preferred grocery store icing.0
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Because she actually thought that it was called Napoleon ice cream.1
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