We broke up because...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    He refused to let me wear my birthday suit on my birthday.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    It was her birthday, I get that. But after her asking me to pop out of the THIRD cake for the day...
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 38,914 Member
    He ate all the birthday cake and didn't share
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    She offered to make my birthday cake but she iced rice cakes for me. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Made me nachos with powdered cheese :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Didn't like the Mac n cheese I made him
    How was I supposed to know he took all the powder cheese packets out of the boxes and gave them to his Ex?!!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She would never cook anything but mac n cheese.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    He thought buying me a cookbook was a good idea for our anniversary. With sticky notes noting which recipes he wanted on which days, and a list of the substitutions he preferred. Wow. Just wow.
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    She just quit stalking me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I’m still stalking her.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    *hides
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He got mad that I didn’t capture his good side in all the pictures of him I secretly took.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I found boxes full of our neighbours pics. We lived next to a retirement home :o:D
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    I paid too much attention to her. She didn’t like it. Lol
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I paid for her attention. She said it wasnt near enough.
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    Btw you owe me more $$$ lmao
  • ElTriste1973
    ElTriste1973 Posts: 234 Member
    Couldn’t keep up lol
  • Nichole_AZ
    Nichole_AZ Posts: 717 Member
    I felt awkward around all her angel friends....its wasn't you it was me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She wanted me to quit working for Charlie and to dump Kelly & Sabrina
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    She clearly had too many angels on the go already!

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