What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A pile of DNA test kits. Randomly stabs men she doesnt know and asks if they are her Daddy. Turns out its all a ploy to get dates.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Nothing but doll heads strung by their hair from the ceiling.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Severed hands :o
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Handless bodies. Nothing shall go to waste! 😈
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Candies
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 38,511 Member
    His girly girl Halloween costume
  • WNCRun
    WNCRun Posts: 153 Member
    Bell bottom pants and a bandeau top! :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    His Japanese artifical "companion". Dont call them sex dolls. They get very offended(electronically offended) at being called this.
  • WNCRun
    WNCRun Posts: 153 Member
    That’s so cool! How did you know the part about electrically offended? Even I don’t know them that well! How many do you have? B)
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 38,511 Member
    He is hiding me in his closet :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    WNCs closet with her hiding inside
  • fastb20vtec8116
    fastb20vtec8116 Posts: 79 Member
    A lot of shoes lol
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    His collection of Nancy Drew books. He takes the term closet fan literally.
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    The ashes of her first cat. 😿
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    A rubber chicken, car battery and is that a .. a 😳*slams door , runs away*

    Freaky :D
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,570 Member
    Ugly Christmas sweaters. Buys a new one every year. Except...she doesnt find them ugly...or seasonal.😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Ugly Christmas sweaters. Buys a new one every year. Except...she doesnt find them ugly...or seasonal.😬

    :D No jumpers at Christmas here.. plenty of ugly t-shirts though..

    Old protein shake bottles that she's afraid to open.. ewww🤭
  • wanderwoman2020
    wanderwoman2020 Posts: 109 Member
    A gimp suit

    With a gimp still in it 😈
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Maps. Lots of maps with x’s and MFP usernames on it. Some with hearts next to them some with skull and crossbones. 😳