We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited July 2020
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    tried to get my family to go skinny dipping with her 🤮
  • Nichole_AZ
    Nichole_AZ Posts: 717 Member
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    Always dressed as a leprechaun
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,836 Member
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    She was always looking for 4 leaf cloves 🍀🍀
  • Nichole_AZ
    Nichole_AZ Posts: 717 Member
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    He didnt believe in magic
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
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    She enjoyed dancing like magic mike.
  • Nichole_AZ
    Nichole_AZ Posts: 717 Member
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    She wouldn't let me leave the strip club. After 7 days straight, a girl needs to sleep.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    When I caught her dancing at the Strip club she claimed she must have been sleepwalking!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She ran off with Candy, the Fox’s #2 girl. She could have at least had the decency to go with Taffy, the #1 dancer.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,361 Member
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    Didn't want to share the scooby snacks
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Because she refused to work for this woman.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    edited July 2020
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    She always put me to work. 🤬

    Do this.. do that.. non stop.
  • Faetta
    Faetta Posts: 1,059 Member
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    I wasn't his mama!
  • EJinthehouse
    EJinthehouse Posts: 80 Member
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    Lake...big lake.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Disappeared into thin air one day. 😢
  • EJinthehouse
    EJinthehouse Posts: 80 Member
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    She hated magic.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,361 Member
    edited July 2020
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    Wanted to saw us in half
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    edited July 2020
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    He got his Scooby snacks from another girl!! 😮
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He ran off to play doctor...or go to the doctor. Don’t remember; I probably wasn’t listening.

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