We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Always talking about threesomes 😲0
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Got his side chick preggo0
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Always accusing me of having had a Sex Change! 😟0
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She wouldn't shave her legs0
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I saw she had better sunglasses than me.. I just can't, I would have never worked out0
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She had multiple personalities. 4 of them were fine, 1 was angry, 3 were scary and 1 was just downright evil.0
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Liked to borrow my shoes0
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I borrowed her high heels a bit too much0
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He wouldn’t leave me alone0
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I ment he wouldn’t leave my shoes alone lol0
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She had a foot fetish.0
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He said he wouldn't move for love0
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She's was always eating broccoli and was very gassy lol 😂1
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He thought I smelt funny, when in actual fact he had a very short backbone, his nose was too close to his own.. jk
He was more margarine than butter0 -
She loved butter so much she dipped her butterfingers in butter.0
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She loved fingers so much that she dipped hers in butter and...oh my0
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Keeping him now that I know he’s a genius!0
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Made me pay every time we went shopping0
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Wore the same heels every day this week. Didn’t understand that variety is the spice of life so I found something spicier.0
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Shr wore jalapenos on her toes and stuck them in my face while I slept.0
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