We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2020

Always talking about threesomes 😲

darkhead4u308 · July 2020

Got his side chick preggo

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2020

Always accusing me of having had a Sex Change! 😟

_canadianbakin_ · July 2020

She wouldn't shave her legs

Dakase83 · July 2020

I saw she had better sunglasses than me.. I just can't, I would have never worked out

Cat0703a · July 2020

She had multiple personalities. 4 of them were fine, 1 was angry, 3 were scary and 1 was just downright evil.

CandycaneDimondSparkle · July 2020

Liked to borrow my shoes

Minion_training_program · July 2020

I borrowed her high heels a bit too much

CandycaneDimondSparkle · July 2020

He wouldn’t leave me alone

CandycaneDimondSparkle · July 2020

I ment he wouldn’t leave my shoes alone lol

SheepDogSix · July 2020

She had a foot fetish.

slimgirljo15 · July 2020

He said he wouldn't move for love

Buttermcbutter · July 2020

She's was always eating broccoli and was very gassy lol 😂

slimgirljo15 · July 2020

He thought I smelt funny, when in actual fact he had a very short backbone, his nose was too close to his own..

jk

He was more margarine than butter

Cat0703a · July 2020

She loved butter so much she dipped her butterfingers in butter.

Callousedthoughts · July 2020

She loved fingers so much that she dipped hers in butter and...oh my

PaperDoll_ · July 2020

Keeping him now that I know he’s a genius!

CandycaneDimondSparkle · July 2020

Made me pay every time we went shopping

Cat0703a · July 2020

Wore the same heels every day this week. Didn’t understand that variety is the spice of life so I found something spicier.

Callousedthoughts · July 2020

Shr wore jalapenos on her toes and stuck them in my face while I slept.

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