We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Caught him eating jalapenos off some chicks feet.. busted
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    edited July 2020
    Kept introducing me as "some chick". Now "some cat", I understand but chick? Noooo.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    It's not so much that we broke up as much as I was able to escape my chains.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Was wearing a chastity belt with a strong chain. A little tag said "Property of PD" on it
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    He couldn't get over the fact PD wouldn't share.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Didn’t. I still have the key 😏
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    We haven't. As she has the key to my heart as well as that silly belt she slid on my while I was drugged.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Him? What? Never seen him before. We were never together.

    *Pushes DW back inside his cage*
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,356 Member
    We wanted to adopt Cat, but she said she was already hers and didn't want to share
  • CountryGirlatHeart97
    CountryGirlatHeart97 Posts: 590 Member
    He only wanted me for one thing.....
    As a woman of the 21st century that didn't go down too well.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I can't talk about it, I'm traumatised🥺
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    was drinking all the alcohol at our beach bar and we never had enough for our guests :D
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She had a secret beach bar - not sharing = not caring
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,356 Member
    Always wanted to drink alcohol instead of just talk
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Talk is cheap... Now bring me a Martini!! 🍸😋
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    She charged me 50 cents per minute to talk to her. She said it was cheap but it started to encroach on my coffee fund.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,356 Member
    Didn't had money anymore to buy me coffee
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
    My dark brown eyes were too demonic.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,356 Member
    toriann319 wrote: »
    My dark brown eyes were too demonic.

    You misunderstood, they were not demonic enough
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    I refused to tattoo the mark of the beast on my forehead.

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