Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Getting down on all fours and yelling something about being a mechanical bull :D
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
    Won't share her quarters for the bull
  • kevin_smoove
    kevin_smoove Posts: 350 Member
    Upset that her cocktail was made with well vodka rather than the Tito's she requested.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    Won't share her quarters for the bull

    The mind boggles *looks at quarter in my hand*, looks at Sam kneeling... Now where am I gunna put this ? 🤔😜

    Oh he's shaking it on the dance floor.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    So smashed shes pulling chewing gum from the bottom of tables and chewing it on 2 dollar dares
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
    it's not clear but he keeps asking me for gum
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    Taking everyone’s drinks and throwing the glasses across the room.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Giving everyone snooty looks and loudly saying "I dont drink, its not keto"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,417 Member
    Complaining about the music being too loud.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    In the bathroom trying to bathe in the sink.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I think she's peeing in the pot plant.. :o someone call a cab PD has had enough
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,417 Member
    Unbuttoning one more button on her shirt to get a free drink.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Eyeballing my cleavage and buying me another drink :p:D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Buttoning at least one button on her shirt before she gets arrested
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Unbuttonng his short to show off his new gold chains and hairy chest
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Cooking bratwurst on a george foreman grill in the back. No way shes paying 8 dollars for a bar hotdog
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    telling the ladies about the time he cooked his foot on a George Foreman grill
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    Asking everyone if he can take pictures of their feet.
  • Nanalove2018
    Nanalove2018 Posts: 283 Member
    Side eyeing everyone lol
  • The_Tyler_project
    The_Tyler_project Posts: 313 Member
    She's grabbed me and we left

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