We broke up because...
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She was waxing other guys backs..0
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he used my weedwacker to trim the bushes0
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Because I needed a weedwacker to trim the bushes...0
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I had no bushes for him to whack.0
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She had some wild idea I was looking for bushes to whack...0
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He said he was a cowboy not a landscaper0
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I only had rope with me...0
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He wasn’t into my wild ideas in the bedroom.0
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She was looking for a she and I only brought the he...0
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He was too quick. 😘0
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She thought I was still to quick the third time around...0
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I caught him mid round 3 with the neighbour 😭0
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I really wasn’t quick enough0
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He was with my friends when I was out0
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She was always out0
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Didn't like that I liked my eight hrs of sleep0
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Always yelled when I’d call her at 3 am to chat.0
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She would never pick up the phone at 3:30 am...0
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well what had happened was... I like the ladies and so does he.. so it just didn’t work lol0
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He just wasn’t open to new experiences.0
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