We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He wanted me to always rub an avocado all over him. It was weird. I advised lotion instead but he threw a fit.0
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Was biting the wrong banana1
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Kept asking her daddy to show me his meat. AND his vegetables. 😬0
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He was clumsy. 🤷♀️0
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his accuracy was not the greatest. had to add lasers sights to all his weapons0
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He wanted to be a bird so I pushed him out of a tree and said fly. But he lied. He had no wings.0
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I was playing with matches 😏0
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His Aquavelva hairspray caught fire. Just a little too close to the flame.0
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He smelled like my Grampa0
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Used grammar i couldn't understand... like grampa0
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spoke a language I did not understand0
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Was so shy, that when she was in the mood, could only ask for what she wanted in pig latin1
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He spoke Pig and I spoke Latin and we could never understand each other0
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I stayed up to late on MFP0
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