Embarrassing truths

iMago wrote: »

Thetwitchisback wrote: »

iMago wrote: »

hrichts wrote: »

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

hrichts wrote: »

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something

i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes

😣

what i thought we were in the trust tree here I'm sorry

Thetwitchisback wrote: »

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure

I did not expect this

iMago wrote: »

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

Thetwitchisback wrote: »

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure

I did not expect this

It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it

like being the sole blind man at an orgy

iMago wrote: »

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

i have literally posted that like three times before on here

no you didn't

Thetwitchisback wrote: »

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

i have literally posted that like three times before on here

Ok ok. But cheese and crackers is your favorite snack, right? 🤞

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

JFC CHEEZITS

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

JFC CHEEZITS

What? You like cheezits? Since when?

cowsfan12 wrote: »

will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »

I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.

I do this at night so I don’t have to turn on the light 🤷‍♂️