Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Doing a weird fusion of Mork's Nanu Nanu and Spocks Live long and prosper to all the ladies. I've tried to get him to stop, but hes dedicated. I think its working! That young lady over there just saluted him....wait. no, she just threw a drink on him.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Getting pretzels thrown at his face by the guys because he's laughing at them when they get turned down
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Eating pretzels off the floor. Hey, dont judge, its a free meal.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Handing me pretzels in a bowl and I'm thinking " what a sweet guy!" ... Little did I know he gathered them from the floor 🥴
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She has a bunch of drunk guys lined up, arms linked. Apparently shes trying to teach them a Rockettes number.
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
    I'm not sure he has his arms linked to a bunch of other guys
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 38,924 Member
    Dancing on the bar
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Sighing and slightly shaking their head at the antics going on, then orders another drink.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Singing "These boot were made for walking" for karaoke night.
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    Ordering shots!! 🥃🥃🥃
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Taking a shot...
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
    Grabbing a cold beer! :)
  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
    Having already gotten a bit tippsy, was overheard telling one of the ladies that he was on Forged in Fire but didn’t make it onto the show. He was DQ’ed when his blade didn’t meet the minimum length parameters. What he had been told throughout his adult life was 6” was actually significantly shorter.
    :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Putting the hard word on me :D:p
  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Checking me out..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Checking himself out. Hat straight? Check. Belt buckle centered....double check. Howdy voice down pat? Check check check.