What’s a red flag for you?

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  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Cereal boxes stored on top of his fridge.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    KickTheSky wrote: »
    Jealousy

    When their toes smell like mayonnaise

    When their toothbrush is in the shower

    Personally knows the lead singer for all the local bands

    How about Frito toes? Asking for my best friend.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    KickTheSky wrote: »
    KickTheSky wrote: »
    Jealousy

    When their toes smell like mayonnaise

    When their toothbrush is in the shower

    Personally knows the lead singer for all the local bands

    How about Frito toes? Asking for my best friend.

    Do they look like Fritos or smell like them?

    Afaik just smell but I’ve never given them a taste test.
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    Red, right, return to port.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    I love red flags

    Red flags with a beard
    Red flags with tattoos
    Red flags that make me laugh
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    I love red flags

    Red flags with a beard
    Red flags with tattoos
    Red flags that make me laugh
    😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or Hey sexy

    does this really *kitten* happen to people? like i hear about it but the only unsolicited dms i got have been like “are you okay??”

    It used to. All. The. Time. Not so much lately. I don’t really accept many new FR. Or I’m just yesterday’s news.

    Your always on my front page :)

    Yeah....about that. I’m sorry I post so dang much. 🙈
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    Red flag: he has a squared truck

    Can I ask what do you mean by squared truck?

    I meant squatted truck and auto correct got me. But here’s an example. I canntttt. So many people around here have them. And it makes me sickkk.
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  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    I love red flags

    Red flags with a beard
    Red flags with tattoos
    Red flags that make me laugh
    I love red flags

    Same.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or Hey sexy

    does this really *kitten* happen to people? like i hear about it but the only unsolicited dms i got have been like “are you okay??”

    It used to. All. The. Time. Not so much lately. I don’t really accept many new FR. Or I’m just yesterday’s news.

    Your always on my front page :)

    Yeah....about that. I’m sorry I post so dang much. 🙈

    Lol,,,,,, Thats not what I ment :)
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    When he says he's single but his hand looks like this.

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    It takes forever for the dent to disappear
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    knows all the lyrics to the tootsee roll song

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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    knows all the lyrics to the tootsee roll song

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    🗣️ To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
    To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
    Now slide, slide, baby, slide, just slide, baby, slide, baby, slide, c'mon c'mon
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    knows all the lyrics to the tootsee roll song

    k3tAzTH.gif

    🗣️ To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
    To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
    Now slide, slide, baby, slide, just slide, baby, slide, baby, slide, c'mon c'mon

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