We broke up because...
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He never paid attention0
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It was something she said...0
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She always paid for dinner0
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actually because he didn't have a job and I had to pay for dinner
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She has really expensive taste in dinner0
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He wanted us to live on noodles. Tight wad
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She had a thing against my noodles...0
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He thought Applebees was upscale0
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told me only a 9-course meal might potentially lead to intercourse0
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Kept getting out of his cage and barking late at night0
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Kepts trying to put a collar on me. I am not a gimp dangnabbit0
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He bites too much. Had to send him back to the pound. 😬😂0
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I was too much of a sinner.0
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He was more Saint than sinner 0
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She wouldn't let me keep my Lumberjack on the side 🥴1
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Her lumberjacks gaff spikes were bigger than mine.0
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idk why, I thought everything was great. But I came home from work and all the furniture was gone along with his clothes
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I thought so too! Who stole our stuff?!?! I'll be right home to square this away.1
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BrustMannEiner wrote: »I thought so too! Who stole our stuff?!?! I'll be right home to square this away.
phew, had me worried
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She always smelled like ketchup and sometimes a girl needs some mustard.0
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