The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread
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@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
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he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao3 -
Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.6
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@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
...
he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
Finger length checks out6 -
Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.
i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
...
he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
Finger length checks out
you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart5 -
Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.
i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
...
he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
Finger length checks out
you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart
Nevermind.. we're all the same height laying down 😁4 -
Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.
i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
...
he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
Finger length checks out
you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart
Your appropriately sized short man heart?4 -
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Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.
i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
...
he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
Finger length checks out
you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart
Your appropriately sized short man heart?
you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at0 -
Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.
i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
...
he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
Finger length checks out
you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart
Your appropriately sized short man heart?
you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at
But if you miss the nail because a thumb gets in the way then the size of the what are we doing here3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
You used it!!😂🙌4 -
Or so I'm told, throughout many states and a country or two...
Personaly, I think I'm much more handsome but for a dude he's OK. No homo.3 -
Hi guys10 -
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r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
Have I ever told you I loved you?🤗2 -
[”Unangled, unfiltered...” what?!?
An old pal told me that this is the literal definition of blasphemy.
I don’t disagree.
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_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »[”Unangled, unfiltered...” what?!?
An old pal told me that this is the literal definition of blasphemy.
I don’t disagree.
Oh *kitten*. I thought all this time is said “untangled”. 😂 I never stopped to question what that meant. I’m sure ALL mine have been angled. I hope I don’t get banned.2 -
It me! (In need of some lip balm)
Waiting for the dog to do her thing.11
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