Guess whats in my pocket?
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I guess since they cohabitate, a restraining order for the next MFP member that hits on her or scribb.0
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A pocketful of bird seed to throw at the tits he sees out on his walk
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lipstick0
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Dive weights.0
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A crumpled up concert ticket. It was the best night of his life. He wept, he laughed, he loved. Thank you Celine Dion, thank you.0
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A pair of dentures belonging to his Dear departed Aunt Mable. Her loss was too great to bare so he brings her teeth out whenever he misses her smile. 😥0
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No pockets, but a small Coach or Louis Vuitton clutch with knockout spray. You're standing by waiting on 007 to give you the signal to go.1
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Leatherman tool0
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A photo of a photo of a girl watching a guy holding a photo of a buffalo0
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Three carefully wrapped used matches0
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Uh that is actually pretty darn close.
She has 2 threads, 1 shoelace, a safety pin, and one shelled peanut.
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Some lint, passcode to some website she has no idea what for, and a love letter from long ago0
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A candy wrapper0
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A scrunchie, dog poop bag (empty!), and that McDonald’s coffee cup sticker card.0
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Pepper spray, zip ties, and a pocket knife 🤔0
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Meatballs in one and chocolate crumbs in the other. Dinner AND dessert!!0
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Nothing so far, but I'll keep checking. Time for the back pocket checks again. 😈0
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A few wallets and car keys0
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An extremely detailed list of things NOT to do today0
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Long glittery fake eyelashes and a note that says “remember, darling, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” with no signature...only a lipstick kiss.2
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